Oh I’m being a slacker. This site has slipped down in google, which is unforgiveable, really. I have been wondering whether to go and run a cats’ home. Hospital Stuff continues in geological time. I had my blood taken at one hospital on a Friday, and then at another one four days later. Despite me telling the nurse about it, she proceeded to take blood from exactly the same place as the previous one, and I have been left with a lovely Monet’s Water Lily of a bruise. I would have been a rubbish junkie.
Here’s me on the New Statesman website, writing about pornography.
I forgot to say that I was on Tessa Dunlop’s Late Show on BBC London the week before last, talking about lap dancing. Well, I was supposed to be talking about the newspapers and serious stuff, but due to the fascinating presence of Ellouise Moore, author of Girl in High Heels, we got distracted. Lots of fun as always.
Coming soon – yes, it’s that time of year again – the Erotic Awards……..





Swines.
I had to give blood from the right arm after a year of it being taken from the left. The frequency of tapping caused scarring (they said) around the left arm’s vein, which meant it hurt more getting the needle in :-(
Yep, I’d be rubbish as a junkie too!